About TellTails
A TellTail is a wearable animal tail for humans. Simple.
They are made of a range of fabrics and are stuffed. They attach on a black elastic waistband and are one size fits all and can be worn with any outfit.
Wearing a TellTail is an exercise in silliness. It's about not taking yourself too seriously. It's about self expression and the unadulterated enhancement of fun in the extreme. Once attached it is literally impossible to not get your waggle on. This involuntary movement of the hips leads to a palpable feeling of joy and giddiness which manifests itself in a grin of extraordinary measure not just on the wearer, but on those around the wearer too. We call this the 'tail effect'.
It's hard to explain the joy that comes from wearing a TellTail, you simply have to try it for yourself.
So step up, buckle in and get your waggle on!
Our philosophy
EVOLUTION.
So... life began 3 million years ago when multicoloured goo began to coagulate, mate, gestate, eventually sealing it's fate in a woven mess of skin and bones that we now call THE HUMAN. Gene's have been added and deleted equipping us with both brains and beauty...but there's one gene that now fails to be seen.
Why have we been nibbled down to our nubs?
After all, our tails were the source of our locomotions, they enabled tree swinging and aided our balance. Perhaps more importantly, they were our most vital tool for social signalling, clearly indicating our emotions and catalysing courtship.
After many conducted experiments it has been proven that tails still do all of the above with just one common side effect...
The sudden onset of mischievous and in the more discerning of human beings, extreme silliness. On behalf of anyone who has ever suspected that they are not complete, we must act FAST.
Now, let us work together AND WIGGLE OUR WAGGLES TILL WE CAN’T WAGGLE NO MORE!
Our Story
ARE YOU SITTING COMFORTABLY? THEN LET US TELL YOU A TALE...
A little known artist named Hannah Gourlay is crammed into the back of a mini cooper, knee to grin as it hurtles along a B road - its destination?
The Secret Garden Party. A virgin to the wilds of these fields she knows little of what to expect, and is armed only with a pack of chewing gum, a case of cider, a bikini and a wearable Lions Tail she made whilst back in the city.
The next four days can only be described as a whirlwind of colour and giggles. As Monday morning rears its confused head, a new beast has been born.
TAIL GIRL HAS LANDED.
Half coloured in paint dust, one quarter mud pit, one quarter pond weed and wearing a snarl, a new force has been released, a force that will never be contained. From the humble beginnings of a solitary Lion tail, Hannah burst forth with a menagerie of different species. Tail Girl now has but one mission...
TO REUNITE HUMANS WITH THEIR TAILS.
The Tailers x
Watch here as Hannah tailed up the Dragons on BBC 'Dragon's Den'