We at Telltails are on a quest to help the finest funsters in the world find their inner ferity by providing them with their outer tail. We believe that everyone has a tail in them just waiting to be wagged, a residual longing not quite expelled from the evolutionary process.

Why have we been nibbled down to our nubs? After all, our tails were the source of our locomotion, they enabled our tree swinging and aided our balance. Did evolution trip up along the way? We have decided to undo ‘Natures greatest mistake’ and thus have become purveyors of the finest handmade tails for Bipeds in the UK. Our extensive range of tails are unrivaled in design and quality and we pride ourselves on being the only company in the UK supplying these unique products.

These tails have been road tested by only the coolest cats and dogs in the kennel with one resounding conclusion… It’s time to get our waggle on.

What we do

We lovingly craft wearable costume tails to turn every secret waggler into a wild, wiggling wanderer.

For our fancy dress tails, hand selected fabric or fur gets sliced, stitched and stuffed. A shake of  magic dust brings the new creature to life and boom, a tail is born and ready to waggle.

Our costume tails are soft and flexible, not rigid, so it’s up to the wearer to do the waggling.

Our shop is complete with a huge range of beasts and beauties for you to choose from. Why not take our Tail quiz and see which perfect tail you’ll unite with.